As I may have mentioned on this blog, and as I have certainly regailed some of you at length, I’ve been awaiting a package that arrived on Italian soil on December 5th. Today — Wednesday, February 20th — is the day it arrived. This success is due entirely to the dogged labor of mamma G, who worked right up to the last stages of this odyssey to get the package into my hands.
The shipment contains medication, you see. (Cleverly described as “health aid” by the pharmacy on the bill of lading.) This required a whole set of papers to be filled out and faxed. Then refaxed when, a month later, come to find out that the fax machine had been broken and the paperwork never arrived. Then the customs medical inspector decided — contrary to all the requirements indicated on said paperwork — that I needed a letter from an Italian doctor. Thank goodness pappa G is an MD. The letter was faxed and mailed. Then re-faxed when it mysteriously wasn’t received again. Then: no news, no news, for a couple more weeks. Family friends in another customs office were called, inquiries made, irate phone calls of various sorts placed…. All this by Beata Mamma G, who, like a bloodhound, tracked down the package which had ended up in Marghera. Stranded there for ten days because (get this) the address read “Via San Marco” rather than “Sestiere San Marco.” Setting aside what a crock that would be (you’re telling me no one in the history of Italian post has addressed something to a “via” in Venice?), now that the package is in hand, I can attest that it doesn’t say that. Perhaps they were having trouble because the carbon copy of the original USPS address form is fading from prolonged overexposure.
I was a little worried that a quirk in the original prescription would leave me with less than the three-month supply I was supposed to receive, but I’m happy to report that that is not true. Shawn 1, The Man 15.
Here’s the blessed package:


And the holy grail itself:

I must also assume that mamma G shamed them into revoking whatever duties they planned on imposing, since at the bottom of the palimpsest of paperwork on one side is a big sticker reading “ONERI DOGANALI.”
In other postal news: I just learned that the Christmas package and birthday card sent to me by Aunt Connie have arrived back on her doorstep. I had assumed the former had been taken home by a postal worker long ago. If it made it into the country, I certainly never heard about it.
OK, basta cosi’. Enough. Italian postal woes are old news.